Fuckault
Today I learned that a lot of people are famous for thinking and talking a lot about the way people think and talk. And I am now paying lots of money to think and talk about what people who think and talk think and say about the way people think and talk.
I learned that Shakespeare, like Lefty Gomez, was more lucky than good.
I learned that “England doesn’t have a constitution. They have the Magna Carta and that thing they made Charles II sign so he could be king.”
And I (re-)learned that a pyrrhic victory is one in which you technically win, but the resultant feeling is hollow because you lose so much in the process of winning. This eerily sums up how I feel about grad school.
Here's what I'm learning in grad school 
You learned a lot more today than I did…