Tragically hip
Today I learned that the real reason Tybalt had to kill Mercutio was because he was about to take over the play.
I learned that, much like Hegel, John Cage is the answer to almost everything.
I learned that Walter Benjamin is superhip right now, despite the fact that he’s not a great illumination and his name isn’t pronounced the way it looks like it is. I learned in writing that post that the other most famous Benjamins are Benjamin the saint, Benjamin the paint, and Benjamin the beanie baby.
I learned that “when the avant-garde conforms to what’s expected of it, it adapts itself to worthlessness”.
I learned that it’s one thing not to mention lepers in your book about elephants, but it’s another not to mention female elephants in your book about elephants. “That’s just an unmitigated attack.”
I learned that novelty is unpopular and that you will only squeak by if you have a constitutional sugar daddy.
And I learned that “you can no longer terrify the bourgeoisie, because now that’s very chic and very popular.” Well, shit.