and also what I'm not

Today I learned that narcolepsy isn’t theatrical.

I learned that if you want to beef up your screenplay, you should extrapolate the dispute over ice time into a commentary on Russian society.

I learned that there is “only [one] love duet sung on the streets of New York at 4 am after a couple has been on a bender in Cuba and the man has proved his worth by not taking advantage of the woman”.

I learned that the “one flesh” Christian doctrine doesn’t work if you speak to the wrong flesh.

And I learned that Sports Night revolutionized situation comedy by utilizing the single camera technique. And here I always thought it revolutionized things by being THE GREATEST SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION.

Today I learned that it’s always a goal to make a transition from Sceneland to Youland. And I learned that “scenelandish” is a word. -ish.